今日新闻:史诗级车祸现场以及搞基日常
修改于2018/02/16620 浏览综合
近日,云梦汤池发生了一起重大交通事故,肇事者为两名云梦小姐姐,路知情人士现场回报,当时的情况颇为复杂,让我们一一剖析
首先是这名武当弟子的跳楼事故
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在武当弟子爬行数厘米之后,有好心人伸出了援手,当即开始了治(gay)疗,但是,此时一名云梦卖瓜少女路过,因车速太快,撞倒武当弟子自己好心人
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真是惨绝人寰,但是,事情还远远不止于此,卖瓜少女还撞倒一名华山师姐,师姐抢救无效,最终死于车下(对的!还是这张图,我懒得截频)
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稍后,另一名卖瓜少女拉车超速,发生追尾!
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但是这名追尾少女仍然不肯放弃她的车!仍然带伤拉车(卖瓜),这种敬业精神!真是天地可泣!但是,同行竞争的激烈,让先前的拉车少女产生了愤怒!她要杀人灭口!罪恶的车轮在撞倒武当,好心人,撞死华山师姐后,她居然压向了带伤工作的同门!
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于此就是此次事故的全部内容,相关人员目前正在接受调(♂)查!预知后事如何,请自行脑补!
接下来播报的是武当弟子在汤池的搞基日常
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以及某位(非肇事司机)拉车小姐姐的正面图
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好了,本次留香新闻就到这里!感谢大家的观看!